tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post111806380666712739..comments2023-08-29T02:44:37.646-05:00Comments on WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: Look Me In the Eyes First. Thanks.Fist of Truenesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118180249161942432005-06-07T16:37:00.000-05:002005-06-07T16:37:00.000-05:00GWAA: Not that crack dealers living near your g-ma...GWAA: Not that crack dealers living near your g-ma (up on her porch? UP ON her porch?!! OH HELL NO!) is cool or anything, but somehow, it <I>is</I> cool that she has her own crew. I don't. And one can only dream... <BR/><BR/><B>I hope she takes her cut!</B>Fist of Truenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118174739154326732005-06-07T15:05:00.000-05:002005-06-07T15:05:00.000-05:00A bunch of crack dealers work the corner where my ...A bunch of crack dealers work the corner where my grandmother lives. They used to try and do business on her porch but she made them stop. She told them that she didn't like what they were doing and that God didn't want them doing it. But if they were going to do it, it wasn't going to be on her porch. So now they stay on the other side of the street. She actually refers to them as Her Crack Dealers; which just makes me laugh.Girl With An Alibihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15209257359349550309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118157617219777442005-06-07T10:20:00.000-05:002005-06-07T10:20:00.000-05:00Babu: I figured you'd appreciate the "list" qualit...Babu: I figured you'd appreciate the "list" qualities of that one. And the subversive undertones.<BR/><BR/>Sara: "I'll put the gas on your ass"? Interesting. Gasoline on a donkey? I definitely agree with his method for handling crack heads (a bit different than dealers). Just act batshit-loonball and you should be ahhyight. Vegas is craaaayyyzayyy! <BR/><BR/>TxBx: actually, that IS the next guide I was considering writing, if I wrote another at all. Guides are no good if no one cares to read them. I mean, I already know that I (don't) know these things, so it isn't for posterity. Or, is it? Hmmm... <BR/><BR/>Brotha Nick: I can watch the entire second season in one sitting. Including the "extras" DVD. It is the only thing which makes me laugh nowadays. Word? Word.Fist of Truenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118157377892456832005-06-07T10:16:00.000-05:002005-06-07T10:16:00.000-05:00Is this the free crack give-away?Peanut butter and...Is this the free crack give-away?<BR/>Peanut butter and crack sandwiches!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118128889667497642005-06-07T02:21:00.000-05:002005-06-07T02:21:00.000-05:00I love me some crack, sprinkle it on me! Goes good...I love me some crack, sprinkle it on me! Goes good wit redballs bitches!<BR/>brother nickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118119199914306442005-06-06T23:39:00.000-05:002005-06-06T23:39:00.000-05:00I think the guides are a fabulous idea. And what a...I think the guides are a fabulous idea. And what a great start on how to avoid the crack dealers - I think we all learned a thing or two. I hope it isn't your last! In fact, I'm especially looking forward to "making any situation entertaining - for yourself". I hope you add it to your to-do list. :)Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16645945562289409976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118091641627992802005-06-06T16:00:00.000-05:002005-06-06T16:00:00.000-05:00yeah, I like my rulebooks salted. I laughed. Espec...yeah, I like my rulebooks salted. I laughed. Especially: The dealer faces felony charges for selling non-taxable merchandise. And. Idiots. Cracks is probably the best thing to happen to you. Smoke up.carmenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02633574574333270204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118079552277052772005-06-06T12:39:00.000-05:002005-06-06T12:39:00.000-05:00Always in clear baggies, Anon. Always. I remembe...Always in clear baggies, Anon. Always. I remember on the 80's TV shows I watched as a kid they used to always show it being sold in plastic vials of some sort. But I've never seen it sold that way. Certainly never any fancy colored packaging, purple or otherwise.<BR/><BR/>If I ever meet Prince (with or without the copters), I'll be sure to stomp his grill for you. I hear he plays a mad game of basketball. Maybe we could set something up?Fist of Truenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1118077015773657082005-06-06T11:56:00.000-05:002005-06-06T11:56:00.000-05:00the g-forces caused by the super torqued out helic...the g-forces caused by the super torqued out helicopters that Prince commisioned to do his black-ops tend to make passengers more likely to choose crack over dramamine as a equillibrium buffer. So from my purrr-spective I would venture to say that these alleged crack salesmen are actually cold call financial lobbyist working on behalf of the purple one. check and see next time if its wrapped in purple hued cellophane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com