tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post113234774661795609..comments2023-08-29T02:44:37.646-05:00Comments on WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: McNo-Can-Do #2Fist of Truenesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132672359132995452005-11-22T09:12:00.000-06:002005-11-22T09:12:00.000-06:00Nope. No Humus cheese. I fabricated it in order ...Nope. No Humus cheese. I fabricated it in order to make the speaker ever-ignorant. <BR/><BR/>This reminds of the time I dressed like a dirty, buck-toothed truck driver for Halloween. Everyone asked me why I didn't bother with a costume. Ouch.Fist of Truenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132662550683063552005-11-22T06:29:00.000-06:002005-11-22T06:29:00.000-06:00They make humus cheese?Weird.They make humus cheese?<BR/><BR/>Weird.Glitzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12007082483897992315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132630382640847452005-11-21T21:33:00.000-06:002005-11-21T21:33:00.000-06:00HA! rejects from McSweeney's. I know that hipster ...HA! rejects from McSweeney's. I know that hipster rag. the magazine I work for would be in it's catergory if we were in the US.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17929592729052185224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132621674341658012005-11-21T19:07:00.000-06:002005-11-21T19:07:00.000-06:00Dungsta: I rarely kill, and when I do, there's us...<B>Dungsta: </B>I rarely kill, and when I do, there's usually lots of noise involved. And feathers.<BR/><BR/><B>ImpComp: </B>Mutton paneer? Is that a mutton sandwich perchance? If so, it sounds DELICIOUS! With PICKLES and ONIONS! I'll smell like a GARBAGE FIRE!<BR/><BR/><B>Debs: </B>This is a piece of fiction, actually. The "McNo Can do" pieces are all previous rejects from McSweeney's, a hipster haven for odd fiction. A haven which denies me and my practice with short fiction. Meh. <BR/><BR/>My girlfriend hates incense, actually.<BR/><BR/><B>Anon: </B>Ramen sustained me through early adulthood. Cup o' Noodle, cans of soup, gut-rot whiskey, and wetted cardboard. College is fun! For your intestines!Fist of Truenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17539333761513874499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132610621119614912005-11-21T16:03:00.000-06:002005-11-21T16:03:00.000-06:00I think it's back to Cup Noodle. I can send you my...I think it's back to Cup Noodle. I can send you my 1,337 ways to make Ramen noodles. Good stuff here bro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132608387937534142005-11-21T15:26:00.000-06:002005-11-21T15:26:00.000-06:00Doesn't your patchouli-wookie girlfriend live with...Doesn't your patchouli-wookie girlfriend live with you?<BR/><BR/>Where did the patchouli-wookie find the rock/twig bread? Why do they make rock/twig bread?<BR/><BR/>Oh, I have another question. Why don't you shop for your own bread?<BR/><BR/>I think you and patchouli-wookie should break down and divide the fridge so that you can have real food and she can have raw soil and sea weed caserole to her heart's content.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17929592729052185224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6824105.post-1132418355172012982005-11-19T10:39:00.000-06:002005-11-19T10:39:00.000-06:00You've just gotta build up a tolerance, buddy. Wo...You've just gotta build up a tolerance, buddy. Work those intestines until they can take anything you throw at them.<BR/>I suggest nothing but mutton paneer for a couple of weeks straight. That'll learn 'em.Impulsivecompulsivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303471825824872093noreply@blogger.com